I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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