I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I see more hoeing in ur future
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