tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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