I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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