I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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