Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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