Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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