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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.

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  the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd

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  lock that shit down

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• (917): View more from New York City

  we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Han Solo would be ashamed of me.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.

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