4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.