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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Her vagina smelled like bad decisions

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.

  (443): View more from Maryland

  hey man, it was for science okay.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love

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  I remember it like it was tomorrow.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.

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• (518): View more from New York

  drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you

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