i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.