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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.

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  Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married

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• (415): View more from California

  You kept trying to hail an ambulance

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• (916): View more from California

  Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room

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• (727): View more from Florida

  whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.

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• (760): View more from California

  I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.

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  PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.

  (1-715): View more from Wisconsin

  I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Just trying to get my dicks in a row.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.

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