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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!

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• (516): View more from New York

  its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere

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  She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend

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• (716): View more from New York

  Right now you and beer are my only friends.

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