the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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