come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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