should my penis look like a turkey
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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