are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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