THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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