People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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