She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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