So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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