yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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