There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I have already put on my inside pants.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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