real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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