my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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