I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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