you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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