Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
high people should be assigned attendants
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.