Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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