I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
