he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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