Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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