when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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