I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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