I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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