Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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