You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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