Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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