yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Randomize
