I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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