I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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