no you cant smoke seaweed
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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