How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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