Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
then he tried to convert me to islam
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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