Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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