Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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