fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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