it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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