his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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