If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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