last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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