**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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