Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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