i just google imaged poop.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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