white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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