left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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