There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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