My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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